Digital Gadget Widow

My wife gets fed up with one of my many gadgets, this one being a digital camera. She's a marriage and family therapist, and I work in video games. Between my iPod, BlackBerry and Digital Camera it appears I drive her crazy. Although she's a therapist, she takes a rather unorthodox approach at changing my behavior, first physical abuse and then abandonment. I still love her dearly and do hope she comes back to get me, it's very cold out here at Cape Disappointment, Washington.
Author: zootcarey